he’s gonna REK me bc I’m not sending him nudes
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
when your friend makes a drug joke
THIS BIG SOKKA!!!!
accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise
when your day turns out unexpectedly well
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'
"like a dirigible"
"release the penguins"
"remove cattle from stage"
"rests are imaginary"
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her